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{"type":"standard","title":"Holy Angels Church (Buffalo, New York)","displaytitle":"Holy Angels Church (Buffalo, New York)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3585926","titles":{"canonical":"Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo,_New_York)","normalized":"Holy Angels Church (Buffalo, New York)","display":"Holy Angels Church (Buffalo, New York)"},"pageid":31516893,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Holy_angels_church.jpg/330px-Holy_angels_church.jpg","width":320,"height":315},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Holy_angels_church.jpg","width":1957,"height":1925},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1240986074","tid":"69dfa185-5d87-11ef-873c-387d90ceec19","timestamp":"2024-08-18T17:29:25Z","description":"Church in New York, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.90266667,"lon":-78.88961111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holy_Angels_Church_(Buffalo%2C_New_York)"}},"extract":"Holy Angels Church is located in the lower west side of Buffalo, New York, adjacent to D'Youville College. The parish has been served by the Oblates of Mary Immaculate from 1851-2020. In October 2020, D'Youville College purchased the Holy Angels Church, Rectory, and Convent.","extract_html":"
Holy Angels Church is located in the lower west side of Buffalo, New York, adjacent to D'Youville College. The parish has been served by the Oblates of Mary Immaculate from 1851-2020. In October 2020, D'Youville College purchased the Holy Angels Church, Rectory, and Convent.
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