{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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