{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow on a trampoline?","punchline":"A milk shake!","id":195}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?","punchline":"Nothing, they just waved.","id":425}
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WIN Television is an Australian television network owned and operated by WIN Corporation that is based in Wollongong, New South Wales. WIN commenced transmissions on 18 March 1962 as a single television station covering the Wollongong region. The WIN Network has since grown to cover much of regional Australia. The network's name, WIN, originates from its first station, Wollongong's WIN-4.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
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